Ashes Barbed Banter

A handful of choice lines from the annals of Ashes sledging…

Rod Marsh to Ian Botham: “How’s your wife and my kids?”
Botham: “The wife’s fine, the kids are retarded.”

Mark Waugh (younger brother of Steve) to Jimmy Ormond: “There’s no way you’re good enough to play for England.”
Ormond: “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best player in my family.”

Merv Hughes to Graeme Hick: “Mate, if you turn the bat over, you’ll find the instructions on the other side.”

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